The Art of Self Betrayal...

Official statements confirm
the Central Intelligence Agency is behind Facebook!
The popular
social network is nothing more than an experiment that went much
better than what C.I.A. Officials expected.
The credit, according
to the C.I.A. Director, belongs to American computer programmer Mark
Zuckerberg, who works under the codename "The Overlord".
After
congratulating the twenty-seven year old co-founder of Facebook, the C.I.A. Director confirmed the
Agency will continue to fund the experiment.
"After years of public monitoring, we were really surprised at how many people are willing to publish their addresses, religious and political beliefs, alphabetical list of all their friends, personal e-mail, phones, hundreds of photos of themselves even information about what they are doing minute by minute. It really is a dream come true for the C.I.A ", he stated.
How's that for a smack in the face? An intelligence agency commissioned a young kid to take advantage of hundreds of millions of sheep. Isn't it time we stop giving them the satisfaction and deactivate our accounts before its much too late?


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